Windmills of My Mind: Scoop of the Century!

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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Scoop of the Century!

On a recent visit to the Karachi Freepress Club I noticed a pile of newspapers hidden in the corner. Enquiries revealed that The Daily Noise - the one with the motto, "All the news that fits, we print!" - had brought out an edition on the morning after the President's address to the ~~conster~~Nation ... but it got banned and could not be distributed. Reporters sneaked a few copies for their ~~posteriors~~ posterity. I have photographed one since KFC would not allow me to take one away (Chicken, you think?).

Here, then, dear readers, a Collector's Edition - typos and all - just for you! (Tell 'em you read it here, first!)

Labels: Activism, Bloggers, Events, Literature, Media, News, Pakistan, People, Personal, Politics, Rant

5 Comments:

Sidhusaaheb said...

Ah...Another gem from the Sultan of Satire!

:D

11 November, 2007 01:33

Anonymous said...

nice... i hate it when justices demand kuch zyadah hi justice! hehe --amber

12 November, 2007 00:07

Neena said...

Is it a popular newspaper?

12 November, 2007 10:53

Anonymous said...

What is the "correct" definition of an "aamir"?

@neena: use your "kidneys"!

16 November, 2007 22:08

Anonymous said...

sidhusaaheb! it is the result of 'having spent 25 years at sea'!

16 November, 2007 22:11

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These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a deep ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair.

I have sought love, first, because it brings ecstasy - ecstasy so great that I would often have scrificed all the rest of life for a few hours of this joy. I have sought it, next, because it relieves loneliness - that terrible loneliness in which one shivering consciousness looks over the rim of the world into the cold unfathomable lifeless abyss. I have sought it, finally, because in the union of love I have seen, in a mystic miniature, the prefiguring vision of the heaven that the saints and poets have imagined. This is what I sought and, though it might seem too good for human life, this is what - at last - I have found.

With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of men. I have wished to know why the stars shine. And I have tried to apprehend the Pythagorean power by which number holds sway above the flux. A little of this, but not much, I have achieved.

Love and knowledge, so far as they were possible, led upward toward the heavens. But always pity brought me to earth. Echoes of cries of pain reverberate in my heart. Children in famine, victims tortured by oppressors, helpless old people a hated burden to their sons, and the whole world of loneliness, poverty, and pain make a mockery of what human life should be. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, and I too suffer.

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Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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