Achtüng!
I thank my friend and R&D Junkie, Dr. Isa Daudpota, whose Research has resulted mainly in his own Development, for bringing this to my notice:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease, contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior, is more likely to affect those with certain genetic weaknesses.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
- anti-social personality disorders
- delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
- extreme cognitive dissonance
- inability to incorporate new information
- acute xenophobia and paranoia
- inability to accept responsibility for own actions
- cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
- uncontrolled facial smirking
- ignorance of geography and history
- tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
- categorical all-or-nothing behavior
1 Comments:
LOL! :D This is just my sort of humour..Loved it!
As I always say, With a 'Dick' and 'Bush' in the white house, we're bound to get SCREWED!
07 December, 2005 19:53
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