Bushiaapa Bonanza

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."


Right, Dubya.

Also, if you close your eyes and pray you'll find on opening them that you'd just closed your eyes and prayed. And we're not even touching Grammar, here.

Thanks for the comic relief you provided us through these gems in an otherwise painful (thanks to you, again) world:


"I think we agree, the past is over."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succee with success as opposed to failure."

"States should have the right to enact reasonable laws and restrictions, particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live."

"You must learn to read. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"They misunderestimated me."

This video-clip may help you understand what kind of people elected this moron into power.